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Spiderhomicider

Twitter has just suggested I follow a team of morris dancers. Now look, I grew up in a village and troupes of these loons were supposed to have been the highlight of the year.  Fat, drunk blokes waving handkerchiefs, shouting ‘oi’ and holding up the traffic failed to impress me as a six-year-old.  I still cringe that the best we can do in England is process down some street after dark, banging drums to go a-marrowcurdling or whatever.  Therefore, if you have any bright ideas for new English cultural traditions, please add #NECT to your tweets. I’ve posted a couple there. 

Here’s one more:

Cidering – The habit of running down as many things that are super and wonderful  while drunk

 

 

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