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Join the Q

February 12, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments
My sources reveal that the recent debacle over the British secret service getting rumbled in Moscow was that the fake rock they… we?they left by the roadside was discovered because some plank forgot to remove the bright orange 50% off B&Q sticker.  It is also quite likely that it was discovered emitting a low blue solar-powered light at night or playing a bit of Westlife as people walked past.  B&Q, of course, refers to James Bond and his pal Q who run a chain of DIY stores during slack periods.  As most people who’ve shopped there  know,  getting hold of  someone to get you down a sheet of hardboard during a period of international tensions is nigh on impossible.  But the good news is that  there are no secrets any more… well unless you can’t afford them… because the CIA website has been hacked which means that world peace must surely be a step closer, simply because  nobody knows what the hell’s going on so it’s much easier just to be friends.  So that’s all good then. Until you need to grout some garden gnomes in a hurry. 
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