Midgetgems Comedy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7370151.stm

A Swiss amateur parachutist?! Now why does that remind me of the old ‘If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you’ joke? “Sorry, I’m afraid Kurt cannot zecuckooclockgewindlich until we again untangle him from ze ski lift” Who’s going to try out the replica of Da Vinci’s helicopter then? Prince William?