Midgetgems Comedy

Imaginary Friends

April 24, 2008 · No Comments

My parents used to play this game after a few glasses of vino … inventing characters (you can tell I’m frightfully working class, can’t you). Anyway, their legacy is my having to get up in the middle of the night to scribble them down. No wonder I’m always so flippin’ tired.

Robin Hoo - Little known outlaw (& brother of Red Riding Hoo)
Beau Peep - Well dressed car salesman
Dick Turnip - Parsnip thief
Claude Loadsamonet - Inventor of painting by numbers
Merthyr Nature - Druid
Khalif Richard - Intercultural relations spokesperson
Odmanna- Madonna’s identical twin
Jose Merino - Spanish shepherd
Don Juan II - Reluctant king of Spain
Michael Ajaxon - Bleach salesman
Jeminda Puddleduck -Venetian prostitute
Polly Popocatopetlon - Sukie’s hot Mexican cousin

and so on

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