Midgetgems Comedy

Just about everyone comes out with a funny line every day and well, I think they’re too precious to simply vanish unnoticed so here are some from recent days:

My neighbourly Mrs Malaprop, explaining that some of her linen had gone a bit musty said, “my bedroom is a bit feisty this morning”.

A friend commented that ‘lots of people are wearing high vis. vests these days - which is good’. When I asked why, he said ‘well it makes them easier to run over’.

Another pal down the pub referred to men who remove their shirts at football matches: ‘you know - the social housing people’. Oh the warm glow to my heart knowing that snobbery is alive and well.

Gimme them throwaway lines - ‘pure unrefined gold’ as someone else once said.